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The One Where I Further Embarrass Myself

Just to prove yet again how absolutely ridiculous I am, I decided to share a conversation with. I was at my 2nd home today (the grocery store) and happened to be in the aisle that has toilet paper and feminine supplies. (And why on earth is toilet paper so freaking expensive?!) I have no idea what possessed me to look at the actual feminine products since I’m a creature of habit and grab what I usually buy… Happened to come across pads that are marketed towards ‘plus sized’ women. (size 14+. Just barely squeaked by that cut off! I wear a 12-13)

I messaged Rhea about my find. Sadly, she didn’t write back. She may just be a tad tired of my vaginal antics. Wracking my brain on who I should share this gem with and realizing that it’s probably weird that I want to tell someone about it so badly, I figured Amanda was a great candidate.

(This is usually part of my fun everday… Since Amanda is on a shitty blackberry, if she sends me a long text message, it breaks it up into parts and then changes the order. It’s like a word puzzle!)

Sadly, I lost my courage to ask Adam if my vagina looked fat. Probably for the best anyway. I would probably be devastated if I found out it was indeed fat.  I did however, tell Adam about it. He just rolled his eyes at me. I’m sure he realizes I lost my marbles a long time ago.

(Now… no comments on the diva cup thing. lol! I know some people who hate it and some who love it. I just can’t wrap my head around the principle. Maybe I have issues?!)

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Comments

  1. I knew this would end up being a post.

  2. Damn – I needed a good laugh this morning! :)
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  3. Christina K. says:

    Oh, Cheryl honey. You just made my morning and it isn’t even 7 a.m. yet! Hilarious!

  4. OMG! Plus size pads?!?!

    So your next post is Adam’s response to the “does my vagina look fat?” …you HAVE to!!

    And when you’re ready for a Diva Cup conversation let me know.
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  5. BAHAHAHA I LOVE Amanda’s response ROFL
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  6. Confession time – I actually bought them after my c-section! Hey, they’re like diapers on me so they worked.
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  7. you never fail to dissapoint. Vaginal Antics? BWahahahaha
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